(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher. I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Teacher, I ate something heavy at home.
But it tasted good topped with pick-rad.
What? Pick-rad?
I mixed pickles and radishes!
You startled me.
Pick-rads taste great.
Teacher, I made some stew at home.
It tasted great with chives and mushrooms.
- Really? / - That's why I mixed those 3 things!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Stew, mushrooms, chives!
Stew-mush-chives!
I made some stew-mush-chives!
Everyone!
Stew-mush-chives!
That was exciting. Stew-mush-chives.
- This has been DJ Mix Sejin! / - Alright.
Who wants to talk next?
Who's going to be responsible for this?
Compensate! Compensate!
Compensate me for my life!
Excuse me... Who are you?
Hello.
I want compensation from our nation,
I'm Jeong Jinha.
Who's going to take responsibility?
Were you wronged in some way?
- Hear me out. / - Okay.
A cat burglar cleaned out the entire neighborhood
a few days ago.
Now, all that's left is my house.
That sounds scary.
But he was caught by the police.
Who's going to take responsibility?
What? Isn't it good that he got caught?
I bought 8 German Shepherds so I'd be ready for him.
Who's going to take responsibility?
Each dog costs me $1,000 a month.
That's a total of $14,000!
Who's going to take responsibility?
If it's $1,000 a month for each dog,
isn't the total $8,000 since you have 8 dogs?
They had puppies.
Who's going to take responsibility?
And they aren't well-trained.
They're always biting me!
Who's going to take responsibility?
My dogs are angry!
The nation should pay me for raising my dogs,
or release that cat burglar! Release him!
Why would they free a cat burglar?
And that's not all.
I hired 30 body guards to be ready for the burglar.
Who's going to take responsibility?
30 hired men has to cost a lot.
This isn't because of the money!
Then what is it?
One of them fell for my daughter.
Who's going to take responsibility?
29 of them call me boss.
But one of them calls me father!
Who's going to take responsibility?
But they're in love.
Oh, please!
29 of them wait outside my door in the morning.
But one of them goes to my daughter's room!
Who's going to take responsibility?
I'd like to release my German Shepherds
in front of my daughter's room.
But they're always biting me, so I can't do that.
The nation should release the cat burglar
or arrest that body guard!
Alright, you can go now.
- No. / - Why not?
If I go home now, my dogs will bite me.
I'll just sit here for a bit.
Go ahead. You can go sit there.
Good work.
Who wants to talk next?
Teacher!
Yamsaeng!
♪ Yamsaeng, Yamsaeng ♪
♪ I am Yamsaeng, Yamsaeng ♪
Hello, teacher.
I'm the mild-mannered model student, Yamsaeng!
Geez, you're so noisy. Would you be quiet?
Zip.
So, what is it?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
Someone skipped the night study session yesterday.
What? Who skipped the night study session?
Who was it? Find that person!
Yes.
You should come out.
Come on.
What the...
Why you... Here I am.
- It was you? / - Yes.
What's your deal?
Why did you skip the study session?
Teacher, yesterday...
You played basketball?
No, I did my laundry.
Laundry done.
What are you doing?
Are you messing with me?
Teacher, I need a beating to get it together.
Please hit me.
You want to be hit over this?
No, I'll take a hit so that I snap out of it.
You don't deserve that.
I took these from my dad today.
Golf clubs...
Since I skipped the night study session...
I say the 7 iron.
Hit me with this.
- What is this? / - There's a massager at the end.
Hit me hard!
- With this? / - Yes.
You asked for it... Alright.
Why did you skip the study session?
- Why? Why? / - That's it. That's it.
A bit lower.
- Lower? / - A bit to the left. Very nice, very nice.
- That's it. Very nice, Daehui. / - Here?
Want some pocket money?
What are you doing? You'd better be quiet!
Zip!
Why are you being like this?
Yamsaeng...
Yeah...
When I was your age, I disobeyed my parents
and skipped school.
But there was a teacher that encouraged me.
That's why I was able to become a teacher myself.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
Nobody asked.
What?
You shouldn't be so chatty in class.
Go sit down, you brat!
This has been Yamsaeng!
Geez, that guy...
Great! Next is CD!
♪ Please just... Even though ♪
♪ The moment I... ♪
♪ I'll give... Everything ♪
It's fine.
Alright.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going to work at a barbecue place.
I'll totally have swag at the barbecue place.
What will you do at the barbecue place?
First, our restaurant will be different.
I'm going to grill the meat myself.
What am I going to grill?
Swag pork belly.
And swag galbi.
Lastly, swag-iron beef.
What? How well do I grill meat?
♪ I won't lose to anyone else ♪
I'm very good.
And I'll get rid of that meat smell.
Swag, swag, swag, swag, swag.
I got rid of all the meat smell-swag.
What was that?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
First, this strip of pork belly
will be my hairband.
And these tongs will become a part of my outfit.
And lastly, this lettuce
will be my pom-poms.
Don't I look like a cheerleader?
This will totally become a trend.
- Ready, guys? / - Yes!
Let's start the performance.
♪ Until the day my life ends ♪
♪ I'll always be by your side ♪
Swag!
You'll go sit down now.
Alright, I'll go sit down now.
I'll totally miss you all.
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
- You'd better not speak English today. / - Alright.
Today, I'll talk about various locking mechanisms.
Locking mechanisms.
- First, there's the padlock. / - Right.
- There are safes. / - Sure.
And you need to remember the number
to open this door.
This remember-number door.
What's that called?
A remember-number door.
Why though?
You have to remember the number to open the door.
A remember-number door.
What kind of name is that?
- This is called something else. / - No.
Ma'am, this is a remember-number door, right?
She unwillingly said yes.
- Say the right term. / - No!
- Just say it. / - No!
- Don't! / - No.
Don't say it. You said no English.
- Keep it in! / - You're a proud Korea.
- No! / - Don't!
Door lock!
D-O-O-R L-O-C-K!
Door lock!
Electronic keypad single door lock.
Fingerprint and touch screen keyless
smart lever door lock.
Door-lock-emon.
Door lock salad.
The KBS variety show...
"The Door Lock of Superman."
♪ Door lock, door lock to me ♪
Teacher, I can't not speak English.
Just call it a door lock.
- Really? / - Yeah.
- I'll keep going then. / - Alright.
This time...
We'll talk about what's needed to travel abroad.
- First, you need your passport. / - Yes, you do.
- So necessary. Toiletries. / - Of course.
You have to bring those.
And cart with wheels that can
hold a lot of clothes.
You also need this wheel-luggage.
Why is it called that?
It's luggage with wheels. A wheel-luggage.
Everyone else calls it something else.
No, it's wheel-luggage.
There's a word for this.
Ma'am, this is wheel-luggage, right?
Oh, whatever.
Whatever.
- You know this word. / - I don't!
Just say it!
- No! / - Don't!
No, Seongwon!
- Keep it to yourself! / - No!
Don't speak English!
- No! / - No English!
Don't!
Carrier!
C-A-R-R-I-E-R!
Carrier!
Luxury traveling carrier.
Two pieces business tourister hard case carrier.
Good job!
Sergeant Frog Carrier-ro.
Hi, kids!
It's Carrier.
♪ Between the growing carrier ♪
What are you doing?
Wait, wait.
Say, ho!
Ho!
Say...
Gag Concert is the best variety program in
Korean Broadcasting System and it always will be!
Thank you!
Until everyone in the world loves Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
(Sweet Potato)
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
Ice cream.
Time to eat some ice cream.
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
I'm in a rush.
Oh, this is going down.
I'm sorry.
There.
Hold on please!
I have to inspect this elevator.
(Inspection in process)
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
The end.
(Two Job Republic)
So, this is the amusement park in Two Job Republic.
This should be fun.
Welcome to Two Job Amusement Park.
- Have a nice time. / - Okay.
What the...
Are you all ready to party?
What are you doing?
I sell tickets at this park and
I'm a rocker!
Everybody! Scream!
Scream? This is an amusement park.
Wear this "Scream" mask.
- Oh, wear this mask? / - Yes.
How's your voice?
It's fine.
Alright.
Come get your face painted.
Can I try this?
- Want me to paint your face? / - Yes.
Okay, I'll make you look nice.
Very nice...
And pretty...
And cute...
All done.
So, that's how the surgery will go.
What is this?
I'm a face painter and...
- A plastic surgeon. / - What?
We'll fix your nose, cheek bones and jaw-line.
Wouldn't that kill me?
You'll be reborn at our clinic.
What are you talking about?
Why are you shouting?
Why would you slap my stomach.
- The body painting is finished. / - What the...
What is this?
Don't take your shirt off here, sir.
No, this girl just...
Let's all party!
Jump!
- Forget it. / - Jump!
- Gosh, that's a bit much. / - Buy some souvenirs.
Hello.
Would you like a souvenir?
Do you have necklaces?
- You want to give one as a gift? / - Yes.
I have this...
How about this one?
You are getting sleepy. You are getting sleepy.
What are you doing?
I sell souvenirs and...
I'm a hypnotist.
- You can't hypnotize me with that... / - Sleep!
What do you see?
My body is white and I'm flying through the air.
That's your past life.
Was I a white dove?
No, you were a white plastic bag.
A bag? Forget it. I'm not buying.
- Really? / - Yes.
Then how about this $50 lighter?
Why is it so expensive?
You are a sucker. You are a sucker.
- Forget it! / - Sleep!
That's the anesthesia. I'll work on your jaw-line now.
Why would you do that? Forget it.
That'll be $50 in cash.
I'm not buying!
Go away.
Why are you frowning?
Geez...
- Hello. / - Welcome.
Can I try shooting that gun?
- Are you a tourist? / - Yes.
- Then I'll give you a few free rounds. / - Okay.
- Is this how you shoot it? / - Yes.
Like this?
Salute.
You're arrested for possessing illegal firearms.
Hold on.
What are you doing?
I work at the shooting range...
- And I'm a policeman. / - What?
- Look here. / - Yes.
Where did you get that gun?
This is yours.
- That's mine? / - Yes.
Then I'm arrested for possessing illegal firearms.
What the...
- Thank you for the tip. / - Sure.
I gave you free rounds! How could you rat me out?
- What are you doing? / - I'll get you for this!
- What was that? / - You're arrested, fool!
Detective, let me go first.
I won't let you get away with this.
Come with me, fool!
What the... What's with that guy?
Try a lucky coin toss.
How does this work?
If you can throw a coin in here, your wish come true.
- Really? / - Yes.
- I'll give it a shot. / - Sure.
It went in.
Now I'll make a wish.
What are you doing?
I work at this amusement park...
- And I'm a petty thief. / - What?
- Thief! Thief! / - My wallet! My wallet!
- Thief! / - I'm a cop. Where's the thief?
Over there!
- Why you... You're coming with me! / - What the...
I'm not a thief. Why are you doing this to me?
- I told you I'd get you. / - What?
How dare you rat me out?
Come with me!
These people are crazy!
Are you all ready to get crazy? Make some noise!
What's with this country?
Step, step.
5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8. Come on!
- 1, 2, 3, 4... / - 1, 2, 3, 4...
- 5, 6, 7, 8. / - 5, 6.
Hello, I'm Michael!
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise!
Here we go!
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8. Basic!
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise! Come on.
- Come on, come on... / - Michael!
- Yes? / - Congratulate me.
What happened?
I finally got a baby after trying for 3 years.
Congratulations!
My wife.
Oh, your wife. Yeah.
They say prenatal education is important for dads too.
Of course.
What should I do?
Don't be seen by your wife.
Come on.
- 1, 2, 3, 4... / - But...
I hope my first kid is a daughter.
They say the first daughter will resemble her dad.
Come on. How would you know that, Michael?
I know too much about that.
Come on.
Me, my daughter, me, my daughter.
- Basic. 1, 2, 3, 4... / - Michael.
- Yes? / - I need to go on a diet.
Really?
I used to weigh 44kg.
I used to weigh 3.28kg a long, long time ago.
It's not that.
People say I'll look like a celebrity if I go on a diet.
Who do you think I'll look like?
- Are you a first-born daughter? / - Yes.
You look like your dad.
- Come on. 1, 2, 3... / - What?
Me, my daughter, you, your daughter.
Basic. 1, 2, 3, 4...
- Michael. / - Yeah!
You seem really stressed out.
It happens sometimes in life.
I saw you cussing in your office recently.
Everyone cusses from time to time.
- But cussing out BTS... / - Come on!
- 1, 2, 3, 4... / - Come on!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
- They're world stars... / - Come on, come on!
Sorry to the 6 members of BTS!
There are 7 of them!
Oh, no!
Basic. 1, 2, 3, 4... Now what?
- 5, 6... / - Is it tiring?
Yes!
- Is this tiring? / - Yes!
If it's tiring, come on!
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
- Basic. Is this tiring? / - No!
- Isn't this tiring? / - No!
If it isn't tiring... Come on.
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1, 2... Now...
My partner, Chris, will give you a great life tip.
Chris, what's your tip of the day?
- How to cheer up your angry girlfriend. / - Yeah!
- Just remember 3 things. / - 3 things?
- Acting cute, gifts.. / - Acting cute, gifts...
- Plop. / - Plop.
Plop?
Honey...
I'm sorry!
I won't do it again.
Come on. 1, 2, 3, 4...
Remember the 3 ways to cheer up your angry wife.
Acting cute, gifts, plop-pow-slap.
Plop-pow-slap?
The word linking game?
Honey, I got home late last night because...
Plop, pow, slap.
This is for real.
Come on.
- 1, 2... / - Try to be quiet. My wife's asleep.
My wife is sleeping. Don't jump too loudly.
- Basic. 1, 2, 3, 4... / - Teacher! Teacher!
What is it?
- I have a concern. / - Really?
Yes.
Geez...
Hold on...
Here you go.
Problem solved.
Come on!
1, 2, 3, 4... Everyone...
After our work-out, my partner, Chris,
will treat you all to beef!
Why? Is it a special day?
It's your pay day.
Come on. 1, 2, 3...
- I'm sorry! / - Forget about all your stress...
And concerns through exercise!
5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
(Call Center)
Hello.
I'm Jeong Haecheol,
operator for electric razors.
I'm Lee Hyeonjeong,
operator for sheet masks.
I'm Yang Seonil, operator for dog treats.
Buy some memorial service plates.
These are premium Namwon plates.
Sir, our dog treats are very popular.
Our chew toy...
Is perfect to get your husband as a gift.
You know why our razor is popular, right?
Even the celebrity known for being hairy...
IU uses it too.
It's great for lifting too.
Those that got slimmer jaw-lines...
That's all from...
They've been carved.
These were all hand-crafted.
Ma'am, putting together a memorial table isn't hard.
Just start from the left and go in order...
Dog food, chew toys, pig ears...
Dogs love that stuff.
And don't give them our dog treats anytime.
Set a time for that.
Then when it gets to that time, your dogs...
Will shave your legs.
Just press this button and you can shave your legs.
Ma'am, try using our sheet mask and
ask your husband how you look afterwards.
Then that day...
Will be your memorial service.
Use our plates on an important day like that.
Try setting up a memorial table with our plates.
Then the elders...
Will drool.
They'll be salivating. Then...
Spread it all over your face.
Then give your face a few taps...
And you'll be bleeding.
But our razors will shave you without cutting you.
I bet your wife will want to kiss you.
Then...
Plates like this!
Where else would you get them? Just here.
Ladies, it's hard putting a memorial table together.
Today, you should just...
Lie back and relax with the sheet mask on.
No need to keep it on a long time.
Just for 5 minute before going out.
And when you go out, all the ladies will...
They'll keep licking it.
That's how much dogs love it.
And you don't have to worry
about feeding them our dog treats.
Our employees even ate some while developing it.
And all those employees...
Are behind this screen.
The new ones are behind the screen.
Ma'am, if you work on a memorial table...
Your facial hair will be thick.
You have to shave that right away.
Try using our plates for a memorial table.
Do you know what your in-laws will get shocked about?
They're daughter-in-law...
No makeup.
Use our sheet mask and go out with no makeup on.
And men don't really like sheet masks.
For guys like that...
Sit!
Lie down!
Bang!
Try it out.
Your dog will be so obedient.
Ma'am, please buy our sheet masks today.
If you buy today, for a good night's sleep...
You can light incense.
And to moisturize...
We'll give you shaving cream.
Lastly, for moist lips...
We'll give you a dog muzzle.
Okay, ma'am.
Thank you for your purchase.
(How Awkward 1)
All done with your dye job. It looks great on you.
How awkward.
I'm going to the army tomorrow.
What's with this hair?
Good-bye.
Alright then.
- Next customer. / - Yes.
Your hair is all uneven.
Where did you get this cut? Don't go there.
How awkward.
She cut my hair.
- I'll make you look nice. / - Okay.
Excuse me. How much longer for me?
I'm so sorry.
Take a look at this as you wait.
How awkward.
She gave me a delivery menu book.
Wow, this braised monkfish looks great.
- Done with the cut. Now I'll style it. / - Okay.
Look at this volume!
How awkward.
The cord is unplugged.
Hey, stop slacking off and sweep up the hair.
How awkward.
I own this place.
- How awkward. / - How awkward.
(Refreshing Statements)
Taxi!
Taxi! Taxi!
Why can't I catch a cab?
Is it because it's night?
Oh, whatever. I'm going to sit for a bit.
Ow, my legs...
My legs...
Taxi! Going to Cheonho!
Going to Cheonho! Cheonho! Taxi!
- Mister! / - Yes?
Can't you see that I'm trying to catch a cab?
You're sitting down.
I just sat for a bit because my legs got sore.
You're sitting down.
You came later, so wait until I catch a cab first.
You can't do this.
You're sitting down.
Are you a parrot, mister?
Why do you keep repeating yourself? Geez!
Do you not want to make it to tomorrow, lady?
I'm trying to catch a cab and I run into this weird lady.
Mister, have you lost your mind?
You're talking a bunch of nonsense.
I can tell you want to leave fast.
Your chin is sticking out.
And if you saw me sitting,
don't you have enough sense
that I'm waiting for a cab?
Lady, did you hit your head today?
You don't use your brain before you talk.
I'm here to catch a cab too.
You were sitting and you came out of nowhere.
So if sitting means you're waiting for a cab,
is everyone that's sitting down waiting for a cab too?
Are the thousands of people here waiting for cabs?
And how would I know if you were sitting here
to catch a cab, or resting from exercising at night,
or maybe you were trying to steal this bench
and sat down when you saw me coming?
Or maybe you were kicked out of your house.
How would I know that?
If you're so quick to notice things,
do you know where I was before coming here?
I'm sure you were doing something stupid!
I know you tried to cut in front of me.
But if you keep cutting in like that
you could end up in cuffs.
Cutting in is misdemeanor for obstruction.
Obstruction is when you cut or force your way in
when you board a vehicle or buy a ticket.
For disrupting that line,
according to misdemeanor article 3 clause 1,
you can be fined up to $100,
or stay in a holding cell at the police station,
or be locked up in prison for 1 to 30 days.
That's why if you're in such a rush,
take a cab to the police station
or get behind me!
You think you're such a big talker, lady?
What do you think you're doing?
How did I cut in front of you, lady?
Accusing innocent people must be your hobby.
Make a valid argument.
People like you that stubbornly insist things
would probably complain to a taxi driver
that the fare was $5 instead of $5.10
just to save 10 cents.
You'd probably shout at the hard-working driver.
Wow, if you're so worried about taxi drivers,
don't make them work and just walk. I'm going first.
- Taxi to Gangnam! / - What are you doing?
Taxi to Cheonho!
Geez... Gangnam!
- Cheonho! / - Gangnam!
- Not Gangnam. Cheonho! / - Out of my way.
- Gangnam! / - Not Gangnam! Cheonho!
- Gangnam! Gangnam! / - Not Gangnam! Cheonho!
Kang Hodong!
Oops...
Kang Hodong?
Oh, give me a break.
Why would you suddenly say Kang Hodong?
Did you think Kang Hodong would show up?
Hold on then...
Cho Yongpil!
Sul Woondo!
Song Joongki!
Is this the "What on Earth?"
I'm seeing something impossible now.
Get here soon. Okay.
The TV station is sending a car. Take that.
My pretty wife is waiting at home,
so I have to get on a cab now!
My husband has been waiting for an hour,
so I have to get going!
My wife has been waiting all day to see me.
I have to get going.
My husband has been waiting for 10 years,
so he doesn't even know my face!
My wife has been waiting for 20 years,
so she doesn't know if I'm even alive!
My husband doesn't even know I was born!
Then be born again!
I should slap you.
Want me to slap you silly?
- Hit me! Hit me! / - You think I won't?
- Hit me! Hit me! / - I can't believe my ears...
- Taxi! / - Taxi!
Taxi...
Where are you going?
You're not getting in?
You can go ahead to Gangnam.
Going to Gangnam.
No.
Go ahead to Cheonho.
You get on first.
Go let your husband know you were born.
I'll walk. I've gained some weight.
Get home safe in that private taxi.
No, that wouldn't be right.
What...
Taxi! An ordinary taxi!
Taxi! A cheap taxi!
- Taxi! An ordinary taxi! / - Taxi!
(Love Ladder)
I'm Seo Taehun and I want to date.
I'm Yoo Minsang and I don't want to date.
Liar.
- You mean you can't. / - I don't want to.
I'm Lee Sejin and dating is easy for me.
I feel like I'm dating every day.
I'm Yeongjin.
Lucky!
These days, I'm so jealous of these two.
Don't be ridiculous.
You're seen in Hongdae all the time.
- What are you talking about? / - Stop going there.
That's where I live.
Liar.
Have a seat.
I'll talk first.
I'm here to talk about the types of guys
that girls shouldn't date.
A guy that's hiding something.
You can easily tell if you look at his cell phone.
When you're at a cafe together...
His phone is always turned over.
Right, guys do that.
Or he takes his phone with him to the bathroom.
You all should know about these.
And...
"Honey, let me see your phone."
- Why? Why? Why? / - Why?
Most guys get a bit startled like this.
But if he says...
Why? My phone? Here.
If he's confident like that,
it means he's eliminated all the evidence.
You need to be more suspicious of him!
He's organized.
So then, what kind of guys should you date?
You should date me!
Why?
I don't even have a lock on my phone! I'm clean!
That's right, he doesn't have a lock on his phone.
Because he has two cell phones.
What are you talking about?
He has two phones.
- No... / - Look here.
- Why live your life like that? / - Listen.
This is why you don't need love.
You don't need dating or marriage.
- Excuse me. Let me say something. / - What?
Just get married.
See?
People, why are we talking about
dating and marriage on Gag Concert?
Mass media is the problem.
Korean dramas are like this.
A medical drama where doctors perform surgery
and then fall in love.
A detective drama where the detectives chase
a criminal and then fall in love.
A legal drama where the lawyer and DA fall in love.
Even in the drama, "The Slave Hunters,"
the guy chases a slave and falls in love with her.
Because of dramas like this...
♪ My heart hurts... ♪
Eonnyeon!
Eonnyeon?
But...
These days, variety shows are the bigger problem.
Korean variety shows are all
match-making shows and couple matching shows.
There are no shows for single people.
- There's "I Live Alone." / - True.
Jeon Hyunmoo and Han Hyejin!
What's that about?
Do you know the slogan of "I Live Alone?"
They show you the single life
of someone living alone.
But...
The host of the show...
Jeon Hyunmoo...
He deceived the public and made fools out of us!
I say that's fake employment!
This isn't because I'm jealous of Hyunmoo.
This is not because I'm jealous!
If the show is called "I Live Alone,"
they should cast me.
I truly live alone!
That's true though.
Yeah, he really does live alone.
Do you know why I love KBS?
KBS had a great show called
"Marriage Clinic: Love and War."
It's the show that tells you the truth that
couples are meant to fight and break up.
That show should've been on EBS.
- Why? / - So all the kids can watch and learn.
What are you talking about?
But what's unfortunate is that
they ended "Marriage Clinic: Love and War"
at season 2.
Mr. Yang Seungdon, CEO of KBS,
if you're short on production costs, I'll happily pitch in.
If Shin Gu doesn't want his role anymore,
I can do an impression of him.
It isn't easy...
For two people to be in love.
I'll give you both time to make adjustments.
Break up in 4 weeks.
KBS needs to make
"Marriage Clinic: Love and War" season 3!
♪ A bit longer by my side ♪
Minsang, Minsang.
Last week...
- What is it? / - Minsang.
- What? / - I bet you want a girlfriend.
Yes, no.
- What was that? / - Sit down.
It's not hard to become a couple.
You just need to be thoughtful.
As the saying goes,
girls prefer a thoughtful guy over a nice guy.
- I've heard of that. / - Right?
Girls like surprise events.
So to be thoughtful,
I went somewhere to throw
my girlfriend a surprise event.
Where do you think I went?
- To your girlfriend's house. / - In front of her house.
- My girlfriend's house? / - Yeah.
No.
Girls don't like it when guys show up at their house.
They might not be in makeup.
They might be unprepared.
You're right.
So where did I go?
I went to my girlfriend's work place
where she'd be in full makeup.
Huh? That doesn't sound right.
My girlfriend's office.
She kept telling me to leave.
She made a big fuss. "Why did you come here?"
Right.
But did you know?
Only idiots leave when their girlfriend tells them to.
That sounds dumber.
You do the opposite.
And I even gave out
homemade lunch boxes
to everyone in my girlfriend's department.
That's pretty thoughtful.
I added a little message on every lunch box.
That's horrible!
"Please be nice to Sujin."
I even added our photo.
This is a tribute to idols.
Remember this. I bet she was touched.
And I even went to see
Deputy Hwang Jeonghye, who bullies my girlfriend,
to speak on behalf of my girlfriend.
Deputy Hwang.
Why are you so mean to my girlfriend?
You stay out of this.
Oh.
I heard you didn't get promoted. Is that why?
No?
Oh, I heard you were dumped by your boyfriend
and you're just taking it out on her, right?
You stay out of this. I should tell her these things.
Saying all this in front of your girlfriend
is how to be a refreshing boyfriend.
- No, no. / - That's frustrating.
And after I told my girlfriend I was going home,
I went to make an announcement over the intercom.
Oh, no...
I turned the mic on
and played this song.
- Really? No, no, no. / - No, no.
No!
Hello.
I'm Lee Sejin, boyfriend of Kim Sujin in marketing.
Oh, no!
Sujin...
Hates working overtime.
She also hates team dinners that go late into the night.
And she especially hates her department chief
that makes her work on weekends.
And she just flat out hates the CEO.
But please be nice to Sujin!
This is that "My Sassy Guy" thoughtfulness.
That wasn't thoughtful at all.
My girlfriend said she'd change jobs.
I guess things worked out for her.
She was probably scouted.
I guess I should prepare another event.
What kind of event?
I'll send her a food truck for her first day of work!
No!
She'll love that!
You're so thoughtless.
Food truck? Oh, please.
What?
That's why none of you are married.
Geez... Learn from me.
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello, I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
That's right.
As for me,
I'd marry my wife again if I was born again.
Man, I feel like dying.
- Hold on. / - What was that?
I have to die to be born again.
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married, I liked girls
that worked in specialized jobs.
But now...
I'm living with a pretty wife just like that.
When I watch a drama with my wife,
my wife says...
"She definitely got a nose job.
That's thread lifting.
Oh, she got Botox done."
It's like she's a cosmetic surgery expert.
And when she watches audition shows...
"She's pretty,
but she doesn't look like she'll be popular."
She's like a talent agency CEO.
I'm not living with a wife. I'm living with YG.
And when she watches cooking shows...
"You have to use top round for bulgogi.
Why would they add sugar? Use ground pear!"
She's like a chef.
But what's amazing is that
I've never had bulgogi at home.
Really?
Bulgogi isn't bulgogi to me.
It's VR bulgogi.
It's virtual reality.
Where's the bulgogi? Bulgogi!
I'm so happy!
Are you really happy?
And another thing...
Before I got married, I used my busy job
as an excuse to never clean up my apartment.
But now, my pretty wife works
and is great at doing housework,
- Have you all heard of CSER? / - Yes.
Conserve, share, exchange and reuse.
- My wife is so good at that. / - She's great.
She conserves her paycheck.
I have to share my paycheck with her.
She exchanges her credit card for mine
at the department store.
She reuses my credit card at the super market.
She's amazing!
Should I clap?
My wife is all about CSER.
And I just get angry!
Now that I think of it...
- My credit card is also VR. / - Why?
Because I can't touch it.
My credit card...
I'm so happy I always get to live in virtual reality!
I have to get home now!
Why?
My wife wants me to see a HNB.
HNB?
A hot new bag.
HNB.
She bought one with my credit card.
Yoga...
Yoga fire!
See that? We're all actually...
Very happy!
(How Awkward 2)
Attention. Bow to the teacher.
- Hello. / - Hello.
How awkward.
I'm also a student.
Stop teasing me!
- Sorry, sorry. / - Geez...
What's all the ruckus?
We got a transfer student today.
She's pretty.
How awkward.
I transferred here 3 months ago.
I was late to school.
You were late?
- Go sit down! / - I'm sorry.
Your grades are out today.
- Jeong Seungbin, come out here. / - Yes.
Why aren't your scores higher?
They haven't been going up for a while.
How awkward.
I got 100%.
- Oh, so that's why they won't go higher? / - Yes.
Good job. Have a seat.
I know you all love pop quiz.
- Pass them back. / - We always have pop quiz.
Hey, let me see.
No.
Come on, hurry.
Man...
How awkward.
He copied my name.
- How awkward. / - How awkward.
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
The team to open up our show is C'est Si Bon!
♪ I felt it instinctively ♪
♪ You look young these days ♪
♪ You dress nicer now ♪
♪ He even pierced his ears ♪
♪ You look so cool ♪
♪ I felt it instinctively ♪
♪ That you grew a wart ♪
♪ I lied down to sleep last night ♪
♪ I heard a scream ♪
♪ It felt like someone was behind me ♪
♪ My back started to feel cold ♪
♪ I felt it instinctively ♪
♪ That I was on top of this ♪
♪ Hold me ♪
♪ I said to hold me ♪
♪ Last night, I drank alone ♪
♪ At a bar I frequently go to ♪
♪ A pretty girl came and talked to me ♪
To join her for a drink?
♪ She said to move my car ♪
You could've tried talking to her...
♪ She said to move my car ♪
Didn't she say anything else to you?
♪ She said to lose weight ♪
♪ She was really worried ♪
♪ I'm taking my profile photo ♪
♪ But my legs look too short ♪
♪ Is there any way to make them look longer? ♪
♪ Pull up your pants ♪
♪ Pull them down ♪
♪ Pull up your pants ♪
♪ I said to put me down ♪
That was C'est Si Bon.
Our next performers are masters of Korean singing!
It's the genius traditional singers!
Hello!
We're the last remaining traditional singers in this era.
- We're Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The story we'll tell you today is "Snow White."
Great.
The queen transformed into an old lady
and gave Snow White a poisoned apple.
This is what Snow White said
after biting into the poisoned apple!
- For healthy gums... / - Nonsense!
Nonsense!
♪ Out of apples, cinnamon punch and pastries ♪
♪ The best is cosmetic surgery! ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
After Snow White fainted from the poisoned apple,
she woke up after a kiss from the prince.
This is what Snow White said as soon as
she saw the prince!
- I dreamed about a ghost. / - Nonsense!
Nonsense!
♪ Out of kiss, news, and Switzerland ♪
♪ The best is leggings ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The magic mirror said Snow White is the fairest.
The angry queen said this to the magic mirror!
You've insulted me.
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of queens, scholars and slaves ♪
♪ The best is barbecue pork ♪
Barbecue pork? Barbecue pork?
Where’s the barbecue pork? Where?
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Hey, don't joke around about food.
- Okay. / - Okay.
Wait for me in the green room.
Introducing the next show!
It's the Three Fat Tenors!
♪ Beef shank ♪
♪ I want some ♪
♪ Egg tart ♪
That sounds good!
Egg tart...
Crispy on the outside and moist on the inside.
I love that, but they're a bit small.
Just eat a bunch of them.
Right.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
Honey bread.
What? I thought you were going to sing.
With whipped cream.
Delicious.
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ 24 servings isn't enough ♪
It's true.
For the 3 of us, 24 servings isn't enough.
I was talking about myself.
You're the fattest of the fat guys.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ That was my savior ♪
♪ Grill some dried squid ♪
Dipped in mayo.
Or spicy chilies in soy sauce.
With some beer.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Look at the nachos, look at the nachos ♪
♪ Look at the nachos ♪
Let me get one.
You're so fast.
So fast.
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ Tinky-Winky, Dipsy ♪
♪ Banana ♪
♪ Another one ♪
Give me one since you have two.
No, this makes one.
You're the fattest of the fat guys.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ Back to that time ♪
♪ Back when my life was precious ♪
♪ If I shout it out ♪
♪ The candy rain falls ♪
(So Touching)
Yes, mom.
Yes. Alright.
This is so sudden, mom.
Deputy Yang!
Chief.
Making personal calls at work!
How could you do that?
Well, my mother is...
How dare you talk back to me?
Hello?
Yes, this is Song Jungeun.
Really? Yes, I understand.
- Deputy Yang. / - Yes?
Go down to the first floor and pick up my package.
Making me do his personal errand...
Man, this is so annoying.
He's the worst. Geez...
Hold on...
I wonder what day it is today.
What the... Is it the chief's birthday?
He just wants a birthday present.
Now what? What do we do?
- Manager Jeong. / - Yes?
Do you know what today is?
Yes... Yes, I know.
- Right? / - Yes.
Then did you prepare something for that?
I'm sorry. I forgot.
You forgot?
Geez! I can't believe I work with a guy like this!
- Chief... / - This is very upsetting!
I'm sorry...
How could you forget
your subordinates birthday?
Deputy Yang, happy birthday.
- Chief! / - Chief!
Thank you so much, chief!
I can't believe you remembered...
Chief, I got your package.
That's your birthday present!
Oh, my tear ducts!
You remembered your subordinates birthday!
Deputy Im's birthday is September 10th!
Manager Jeong has a lunar birthday,
so it's October 8th!
Oh, and don't do anything for my birthday.
Why not?
Because it's on a Sunday!
He's so easygoing!
- Chief! / - Chief!
Have some cake and get to work.
- Yes. / - Yes.
Thank you, chief.
- Here's your coffee. / - Thanks.
- Here you go. / - Thanks.
Here you go.
- Seunghye. / - Yes?
How could you serve us coffee first?
You should've gotten one for the chief first?
Oh, I'm sorry.
This is quite the company I work at.
Did you not train the new employee?
We're sorry.
- Seunghye, listen carefully! / - Yes.
Don't ever make coffee again!
Okay...
Seunghye, I didn't hire you to make coffee.
Chief!
Hold on...
The newbie should make the coffee.
I'll make the coffee from now on!
Luwak coffee!
Robusta coffee!
Arabica coffee!
He's so talented!
- Chief! / - Chief!
- Drink some coffee and get to work. / - Yes.
Hello, Mr. CEO.
Why are there coffee grounds everywhere?
And why is the AC on full blast?
Well... It's so hot outside...
Because it's summer!
It's hot because it's summer!
Would you blast your AC like this at home?
Are you trying to waste company money?
I'm sorry, Mr. CEO.
I'll turn off the AC.
- Get to work. / - Yes.
What are you doing?
Now that the AC is off,
you all can go home.
- Mr. CEO! / - Mr. CEO!
Mr. CEO!
If you send everyone home early...
All this work here...
Can be done by us two.
How about we work together for old time's sake?
They make my heart race!
- Mr. CEO! Chief! / - Mr. CEO! Chief!
- We love you! / - We love you!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today are sneakers.
We've brought in the developer and CEO, Yoo Minsang.
Hello!
Comfortable shoes.
That's right, people. Yoo Minsang's sneakers have
been made so anyone can wear them comfortably.
Right.
For slim feet, flat feet...
Pig's feet... They're good for any kind of feet.
This is my hand. It's not a pig's foot.
That's why it's surprising.
How so?
Everything is ultra-light these days.
And to keep up with the trends,
Yoo Minsang's sneakers are also ultra-light.
I'm wearing them now.
Let me show you.
Take a look. See?
Hold on.
So comfortable like you're not even wearing them.
But you're not wearing them.
I'm wearing them.
Look. I can see your toes wiggling.
I'm wearing them.
You drew that on!
Now we'll bring in our experimenter
to find out more about these sneakers.
Come on out.
Hello.
I'm the experimenter, Kim Suyeong.
We'll conduct a durability test
to see how sturdy Yoo Minsang's sneakers are.
First, I weigh 149kg.
Not as much as you thought, right?
You weigh a lot.
Now for the test.
So sturdy.
- They're sturdy, right? / - Yes.
I'm out of breath.
For doing what?
Now I'll make myself gain 1kg
and try the test again.
Why would you gain 1kg here?
Hey... What are you doing?
- Take a look. / - You gained weight.
I gained 1kg. Now for the test.
The shoes are sturdy.
Now, I'll gain 3kg more.
Hey. Get out of here.
Get out.
I don't need these!
- What? / - This is all mine!
What are you saying?
What's his deal?
He just came here to eat.
Now we'll bring in a consumer
and hear his review.
Come on out.
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
I'm 33 and I live in Dangsan.
I love wearing Yoo Minsang's sneakers.
They look so nice that
a woman asked my sneakers for its number.
What?
Yoo Minsang's sneakers can make you faster.
Take a look.
Where is he going?
I just watched the Asian Game at Jakarta.
What are you talking about?
Don't be ridiculous.
Yoo Minsang's sneakers are well-ventilated too.
They're so great that I got gout.
Why would my shoes give you gout?
Are you happy now?
What was that?
Is he out of his mind?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
I'm so thirsty.
Is there anything to drink?
♪ Since you're thirsty ♪
♪ This beverage is great ♪
♪ It's full of real fruit juice ♪
When you're thirsty, Yoo Minsang's sneakers.
Drink this!
Try drinking it!
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's seaweed.
Sneakers!
(Ms. Shin)
Director Jang.
Hello, Ms. Shin.
- Director Jang. / - Yes.
That last eating scene...
I don't even have lines and I just sit there.
Can I not be in that scene?
Alright, you can sit that one out.
Alright, thanks. You're great, Director Jang.
Now I can go home early.
Hey, Hyeoni.
Scene 17 will be 3 people instead of 4.
So only 3 servings of premium beef.
- Premium beef? / - Yes.
Then maybe I should sit in.
I don't have anything to do at home anyway.
You have the biggest appetite.
If I cause a blooper,
it's not because I want to eat more beef.
Of course.
Hello, Ms. Shin.
- Gosh. / - Taehun.
You got a new stylist?
I've been with the same stylist for too long.
And I wanted to change my look.
How do I look? It's vintage.
You look like a beggar.
- Practise your acting with Ms. Shin. / - Sure.
- Taehun, you got a new stylist? / - Yes.
I know a good place. Want me to tell you about it?
Where is it?
It's called Bonjour Wardrobe.
It's at the last bus stop in my neighborhood.
It's like you're walking into France.
The clothes are so elegant and colorful.
They have some nice stuff there.
So what kind of clothes do they have?
Like this.
This is right off the mannequin.
I'm fine.
Oh, yeah?
- Let me know if you need to know. / - Okay.
Ms. Shin, can you coach me on my acting?
Sure.
What's the scene today?
It's a heart-breaking love story
about a couple about to break up.
Oh! Just hearing about it makes it hurt here.
Oh, I'm in character now.
Alright, let's get started then.
Alright, alright.
You know this, right?
We're breaking up for each other.
Let's make a promise.
You can't get sick.
You can't cry.
And you can't forget me.
You fool.
You promised you wouldn't cry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, what is it?
What? Did you see the blackheads on my nose?
It's not like that.
I don't understand how they're in love,
but they're breaking up.
You don't understand?
Then how about passionate love
that you'd understand even less?
I just got it.
Oh, he's faster than a rocket.
Geez...
Let me try again.
Alright.
And you can't forget me.
You fool.
You promised you wouldn't cry.
I'm sorry.
What is it?
What? Did I stick my lips out too much?
No, it's not like that.
I got a bit emotional and felt like crying.
You felt like crying?
Then would you like to cry in my arms?
The tears went back in.
Oh, gosh.
Faster than when you shine a light on a cockroach.
Let me try one last time.
Alright.
And you can't forget me.
You fool.
You promised you wouldn't cry.
I'm sorry.
I don't think I can keep those promises either.
Hold on!
You fool.
Let's run away together where we can be alone.
Let's run away together!
I love you.
Ms. Shin, it says you just cry in the script.
Goodness gracious!
My gosh!
I guess I got a bit too into it.
I just cry?
Yes, it says you weep bitterly.
Gosh, how do you weep bitterly?
Like this?
Ms. Shin!
Hey, Nami.
Taehun, the director is looking for you.
He wanted to know where I got my outfit.
Taehun! Taehun!
Taehun...
- Ms. Shin. / - My gosh!
Goodness.
Have you eaten yet, Ms. Shin?
Geez, you made me lose my appetite.
My parents sent me corn from the countryside.
I boiled this. Try it.
Goodness, hey!
I love corn
Corn tastes best when boiled in saccharine.
Back when we weren't so well off,
I'd steal corn hanging from someone's eaves
and get beat up for it.
Ms. Shin, can I practise my acting with you?
Do you want to get beat up?
I'm sorry.
Gosh...
Go ahead and run your mouth.
Okay, I'll get started.
Are you insane?
You must be out of your mind?
Hey.
Don't you know I don't eat cucumbers?
Miss.
Your father wanted to eat cucumbers.
That's why I prepared some.
If you're like this...
What am I supposed to do?
Why are you blaming my dad?
Leave our house now.
Leave! Beat it!
I've been working at this house...
For 10 years...
I've been working here for 10 years.
Where would I go, miss?
This makes me so sad.
This makes me so sad! I can't take it anymore!
Goodness, hey!
Yes?
Didn't you see me grab your hair?
Goodness, hey!
Yes?
Did I grab you that hard?
Gosh, people might think
I'm the type of woman that cheats at
the fall sports meet just to win a basket.
Young people these days are so scary.
So scary!
I'm sorry.
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me grab your hair?
Ms. Shin...
- Nami, are you excited about something? / - No.
What do we do?
We can't shoot at the restaurant,
so we're not doing the scene where we eat beef.
- Oh, beef... / - So...
We're going to a marinated crab restaurant instead.
- Marinated crab? / - Yes.
The one where it tastes delicious when you
squeeze out the crab roe and mix it in your rice?
- That marinated crab? / - Yes.
- Gosh, I love marinated crabs. / - Director...
I have a shellfish allergy.
Oh, really?
Then how about the kimchi stew place near here?
Oh, great.
Let's go there then.
How annoying...
I had kimchi stew for breakfast today.
Goodness...
Nami, this is all your fault.
Before I tear through some crabs,
I'm going to tear through you!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before my amazing trick,
I'll show you a simple trick
where I make milk disappear.
I have some milk here.
I'll take this milk and...
Who wants some milk?
1, 2, 3.
Oh, come on! This was rigged.
I think that was rigged.
You, chatty guy in the audience, come.
You're quite the talker.
Did you take classes in speech?
You ask such good questions.
Don't be nervous.
I'll show you right in front of your face.
I will make this milk disappear.
You're going to rig it somehow again.
Take a look, take a look. Here I go.
Here I go, here I go.
Here I go, here I go...
A lot of the milk is gone now.
- Applause! / - Applause!
Now...
I'll show you the highlight of our show.
Take a look behind me.
Behind me...
Is a house.
It's a house.
What will happen at this house?
I'll say the magic word at the count of 3
and turn this house around.
1, 2, 3. Abracadabra!
House, turn around!
Now I want you all to pay close attention
to what happens to this house.
Slowly, slowly, slowly...
Slowly, slowly...
That's it.
Now there's a family in the house.
Doesn't this look nice?
So then...
We'll turn this house around again.
Let's all say the magic word at the count of 3.
1, 2, 3. Abracadabra!
House, turn around!
Please pay close attention
to what else happens with this house.
Turn it slowly.
Isn't that amazing, everyone?
- Applause! / - Applause!